1. bekn:

    in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

    (via prrim)

     


  2. googlehomie:

    you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot

    (Source: slydigger, via comeonatmebruh)

     

  3. cloudcuckoolander527:

    alicelostinneverland:

    merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

    I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

    She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

    It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

    (via halesfire)

     


  4. condorn:

    drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems

    (via whydidithavetobeteenwolf)

     


  5. gentle-insomnia:

    It annoys me how if you’re not good at Art or Music it’s okay because you’re just “not talented” in that area but if you’re not good at Science, Maths or English you’re “dumb”.

    (via corylagay)

     

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  7. cityofbadass:

    Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

    (Source: thesnowinthedarkness, via mybodyisre4dy)

     


  8. nahthatsnotveryraven:

    what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner

    (via mybodyisre4dy)

     

  9. chubby-elephant:

    quocwithachance:

    pizzaenthusiast:

    DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
    BY A KOALA

    *winks back*

    most action i’ve had in months 

    (via mybodyisre4dy)

     


  10. do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

    (Source: cornerofyourmum, via mybodyisre4dy)

     

  11. thatashhole:

    facepalmx2combo:

    i present to you

    nicolas minaj

    Tears are actually streaming my face right now.

    (via mybodyisre4dy)

     


  12. peregr1ne:

    my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

    (via mybodyisre4dy)

     


  13. riddlemehiddleston:

    things that say a lot about a person

    • their favourite character
    • the lyrics they write on their hands
    • the colours they wear
    • which murder weapon they prefer
    • how they make their tea

    (via mybodyisre4dy)