June 2013
- computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
- me: shh it's ok
i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
do u ever just look at clothes online and cry
do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad
“Sometimes people don’t want to hear the truth because they don’t want their illusions destroyed.”
—Friedrich Nietzsche (via valiuum)
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down
how did you go from cute to annoying so fast
i wonder if cows get crushes on other cows
The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room.
i was a 45 minute drive away from my house and I made it to my house in 13 minutes cause the season finale of supernatural started in 10 minutes
How many people did you run over?
the important thing is that she didn’t miss the episode
priorities.
things that are harder than they should be
- telling your friends how much you like them
- telling your crushes how much you like them
- evening out your eyeliner
shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence
Lights will guide you home
